winandtonic:

Zeke doesn’t know what howling is.

(via mywifelinda)

(Source: chucknoblet, via caseyballvins)

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

(Source: branstarks, via theycallmethewintersoldier)

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

(Source: bleu, via caseyballvins)

goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

(via hidingfromtherain)

awesomeheirsofdurin:

thegreatbigfour:

The only couple needed in Brave.

They love each other so much.

(Source: briannathestrange, via fallenobsidian)

rosejanenoble:

womb-of-reefer:

How The Face Changes With Shifting A Light Source

this is one of the coolest things on tumblr

See, I’m not unattractive, the lighting’s just wrong everywhere.

(Source: descepter, via theycallmethewintersoldier)

How I imagine it went down C.S. Lewis: "I made you a character in my book! "
J.R.R. Tolkien: "OMG me too! "
Lewis: "You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia! "
Tolkien: "... "
Lewis: "Who am I? "
Tolkien: "A tree "
Lewis: "............ "
Tolkien: "But, like, a cool tree"

gabite:

frankoceanfanclub:

atumn:

theres so much you can do with avocados tho 

like throw them in the trash

you need to throw that attitude in the trash

(Source: evaunit08, via wonkybum)

marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

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