i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
J.R.R. Tolkien: "OMG me too! "
Lewis: "You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia! "
Tolkien: "... "
Lewis: "Who am I? "
Tolkien: "A tree "
Lewis: "............ "
Tolkien: "But, like, a cool tree"
theres so much you can do with avocados tho
like throw them in the trash
you need to throw that attitude in the trash
I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.
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